Mini-Review: Hollywood Shuffle (1987)

Starring Robert Townsend, Anne-Marie Johnson, Craigus R. Johnson, Helen Martin, Starletta DuPois, David McKnight, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Lou B. Washington, Brad Sanders, John Witherspoon, Eugene Robert Glazer, Lisa Mende, Dom Irrera

Directed by Robert Townsend

Expectations: Moderate, I know next to nothing about it.


Hollywood Shuffle may be nearly twenty-five years old, but its themes and points remain valid in today’s Hollywood climate, something both distressing and impressive at the same time. Robert Townsend crafts the well-told tale of Bobby Taylor, an aspiring actor stuck in a dead-end job at the Winky Dinky Dog, and the struggles he faces while trying to land his first big acting role. The struggle is the emotional heart of Hollywood Shuffle and will resonate well with anyone who’s ever had big dreams to do something spectacular.

This heart is counterpointed with biting, witty criticism of the entertainment industry in the form of Bobby’s daydreams, beautifully played out on-screen for everyone to enjoy. These sequences are also the film’s shining, hilarious moments and arrived to me completely unexpected. I have a strong love for this type of dreamy satire, so when the first dream began for the Black Acting School, I knew I was in for a real treat. The film also has quality moments of drama, with one monologue from the barber nearly bringing me to tears.

Hollywood Shuffle‘s behind-the-scenes story is just as interesting as the filmed one too. Made for a budget of $100,000, mostly funded with credit cards by Robert Townshend himself, the film is a pure labor of love and it’s evident right from the first frame. The blood, sweat and tears that went into the project are palpable and anyone who’s ever thought about the state of black actors in Hollywood will find a lot to ponder and enjoy in Hollywood Shuffle.

I’m sad to say that the themes of Hollywood Shuffle aren’t stuck in the 80s time frame. Sure things have gotten better, but we still don’t have many black actors fronting huge Hollywood productions. I’m still waiting for a major studio to put a black actor into a superhero role, something I’ve been dying to see for years now. Fuck the die-hard fanboys, an African-American Spider-Man or Thor would be fucking awesome. Or Batman? Or any superhero really. To say that they were created white and should remain that way forever is narrow-minded thinking. They were created white in a time when everything was created white and because so many people have this rose-colored nostalgia for the past, we continue to remain shackled to these bullshit ideals. C’mon, Hollywood! Break the mold and take a chance. Give actors from all ethnicities real shots at some high-quality, meaty roles! Diversity is your friend.

I’ve gotta give it up to Top 10 Films and their list of the Top 10 Low Budget Films of All Time for making me aware of this movie. Check out the list, it’s a good one.

Dollman (1991)

Dollman (1991)

Starring Tim Thomerson, Jackie Earle Haley, Kamala Lopez, Humberto Ortiz, Nicholas Guest, Judd Omen, Michael Halsey, Frank Doubleday, Frank Collison, Vincent Klyn, John Durbin, Merle Kennedy, Luis Contreras, Eugene Robert Glazer, Richard D’Sisto, John Eastman, Christian Guzek

Directed by Albert Pyun

Expectations: Moderate, I remember liking this when I saw it as a kid.

On the general scale:
twohalfstar

On the B-movie scale:
threehalfstar


Dollman in some ways is the ultimate Full Moon film. It features a high-concept plot, lots of special FX (of varying quality) and that unmistakable brand of cheap humor laced into most of their titles. For instance, the whole opening sequence is a cavalcade of bad-quality fat jokes, which I suppose sets the tone accordingly, but it does so in such a ham-fisted way that many probably never made it past the scene. It’s unfortunate because once it gets going,  Dollman is a rip-roaring good time.

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Intruder (1989)

Intruder (1989)

Starring Elizabeth Cox, Renée Estevez, Dan Hicks, David Byrnes, Sam Raimi, Eugene Robert Glazer, Billy Marti, Burr Steers, Craig Stark, Ted Raimi, Alvy Moore, Tom Lester, Emil Sitka, Bruce Campbell, Lawrence Bender, Scott Spiegel

Directed by Scott Spiegel

Expectations: Moderate. I expect the film to be awful, but the FX to be awesome.


 

Two years after co-writing Evil Dead 2 with Sam Raimi, Scott Spiegel got his chance at his own full-length feature film. Based on an earlier short of his, Intruder is quite modest in its budget and aspirations, but achieves true terror and suspense. I’m sad that I never happened upon this film before, as it would have easily been a favorite for many years. Up front it’s important to be aware of a couple of things though. On the DVD boxart, Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi’s names are prominently displayed. Red flags should come up at this, as low-budget trash horror has a knack for playing up the small cameos of big names to trick people into buying or renting. Thankfully, I knew beforehand that Bruce Campbell was only in the final thirty seconds, as this could have been a very different experience if I went in blind.

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