Starring Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova, Lance Henriksen, Ewen Bremner, Colin Salmon, Tommy Flanagan, Joseph Rye, Agathe de La Boulaye, Carsten Norgaard, Sam Troughton
Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson
Expectations: Super low. There’s no way this can be good.
On the general scale:
On the B-movie scale:
Yes, you saw those stars right. No one messed with my graphics. Against all odds, AVP is a highly enjoyable film. It successfully brings together the elements necessary, all while still feeling somewhat connected to the Alien and Predator franchises. I wouldn’t call it canonical, and it definitely doesn’t feel like it matches up with previously established timelines, but when you’re dealing with a film that hinges on two killer aliens battling for supremacy, none of those things should matter. There’s some shit in this movie that is so audacious that I have no choice but to give it a hearty laugh and enjoy the shit out of it. I’d love to say what my favorite of these moments was, but the big reveal is kind of a big deal in the film, so I wouldn’t want to rob anyone of the pleasure it delivers.
In terms of story, AVP is mostly clichéd, mercenary filmmaking. This works to the advantage of AVP as our minds aren’t bogged down trying to understand some heady plot. We also don’t need to worry about remembering the characters, as they don’t really matter either. What does matter is that scientists at the Weyland corporation have picked up a strange heat signature in the ice in Antarctica, and they quickly determine it’s emanating from a pyramid 2,000 feet under the surface of the water. So Lance Henriksen, playing some ancestor of Bishop’s creator, brings together a kick-ass team to go investigate it. As expected, shit goes down something fierce and the audience is there to lap it up every step of the way.
Well… hopefully they are. It would be easy to write this movie off and not even bother seeing it. That’s exactly what I did for the past eight years. But as an Alien and a Predator fan, I think you’re doing yourself a huge disservice by not diving into this movie. No one will argue that this movie isn’t trashy, because it totally is. Big time. But what I will argue is that it is remarkably good trash, and it’s the epitome of the term “popcorn movie.”
And all the more surprising to me was just how reserved AVP was during the first half or so when it’s mostly concerned with tension-building and slowly unfolding the film world for the audience. I’m a sucker for this kind of slow burn, and the burn is a sweet treat in AVP. This might seem like a film you’d want to bust out guns blazin’, but trust me it works. And then when the action hits, it’s an almost non-stop ride of “Oh shit!” and “Goddamn, that motherfucker got fucked up!” moments. Until I watched AVP, I never realized that all throughout the proper Alien series, we don’t see too many of the aliens actually being killed. In AVP, the Predator makes up for lost time and performs some ridiculous, stunning kills that truly deliver.
Now I know what you’re saying, “Will, have you forsaken your quest for hating ugly, over-the-top CG?” No, I still hate stupid CG just as much as the next Internet nerd, but I hate it a lot less when it’s FUN AS SHIT like it is in AVP. And besides, many of the FX were actually practical! I was shocked. The sets were also super fun, with more hieroglyphs, ancient traps and giant Predator statues than you can shake an alien fetus at (which reminds me of a gnarly alien fetus kill by the Predator that had me howling). Unfortunately, almost all the blood is CG. I hate CG blood, but taking this as a sample, CG blood has come a long, long way since 2004. I should also note that I watched the Unrated version, as it adds in a lot of blood and gore that was edited out for the PG-13 theatrical release.
I also want to single out the sound design of the film, as it creates a creepy, thick atmosphere amidst fabricated ancient ruin sets that could have easily looked cheesy. It’s incredible how much power sound has to bring the illusion of movies together, and a film like AVP relies heavily on its sound department. The visuals are a huge part of movie magic, but it’s the sounds that really sells them to the audience and makes them work.
I expected to hate it, or at the very least slightly enjoy it, but I loved AVP. It was pure fun from start to finish and it ends on a really promising note that leads into the sequel. If that one is as fun as this, then I can’t wait! AVP had everything I could have ever asked for in an AVP movie. The pyramid setting satiated my love of Indiana Jones-style, trap-filled ancient ruins, the Alien is still a royal bitch, and the Predator is most definitely still an ugly motherfucker. Do yourself a favor: ditch your expectations and have a blast with AVP. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised just how much fun it is.
He he, I’m glad you enjoyed this mate, I loved it too. I don’t really understand the hate for this film around the place – actually, I do, but I think that’s just people’s expectations not being met, to be honest – but because it took Aliens from the Cameron/Scott visual ethos and went all video-game mixed with music-video vibe upset a few folks I think…..
Terrific review Will – and now I’m REALLY keen to read what you thought of Requiem, a film which was truly horrendous…..
Hahaha, well I’ll spill the beans a bit and say that I completely agree with that assessment of AVPR. Ugh.
Maybe it was people’s expectations not being met, but I wonder what they expected the movie to be. It delivers so much, consistently, that I’m surprised it’s not more well-liked. I assumed it would be all dumb CG non-stop, but it was way more reserved than I expected. There’s still the stupid moments of course, but I was having so much fun that they never bothered me. They really threw everything they had at this movie, and I think that’s partly why the second one is so devoid of good ideas.
I’m not going to say that this was a great movie by any means, but, yes, it does seem unfairly maligned for a B-movie.
For what it is, I don’t think you could ask for a better movie. It’s trash that just tries to be fun, and I had a ball with it. And I found it much better made than I expected too, especially when compared to the horribly constructed sequel.