Stealth Fighter (1999)

Stealth Fighter (1999)
AKA Mercenaires, Nighthawk

Starring Ice T, Costas Mandylor, Erika Eleniak, Sarah Dampf, William Sadler, Ernie Hudson, Andrew Divoff, William G. Schilling, John Enos III, Alex Meneses, Tommy ‘Tiny’ Lister, Steve J. Hennessy

Directed by Jim Wynorski (as Jay Andrews)

Expectations: Super high. I’m more pumped about this one than any other Ice Fest movie.

On the general scale:

On the B-Movie scale:

In the first of her two scenes in Stealth Fighter, Erika Eleniak asks her husband, “You want some ice tea?” Her husband and I both responded to the affirmative, but unfortunately Stealth Fighter is a lot lighter on Ice T content than I would have liked. This saddened me, but the footage that remains is absolute gold, and the rest of the movie when Ice T isn’t around is filled with all kinds of explosions and craziness that only legendary B-Movie director Jim Wynorski could pull together so well. Sure, the majority of the action footage is taken from much larger budget films such as Diamonds are Forever and Flight of the Intruder, but the resulting bouillabaisse lends Stealth Fighter an air of being much more than it actually is. There’s just nothing like giant explosions on-screen, even if they are re-used.

Stealth Fighter opens in the best way possible: a slow-motion shot of sweaty hands coming together for an arm wrestling match. The hands belong to Ice T and Costas Mandylor, a couple of hotshot, rival fighter pilots. Before long they get the call to action, but while in flight Ice T goes rogue, kills his co-pilot and downs the plane. The military and all of his squad mates label Ice as K.I.A. and continue on with their lives, but like a spider waiting to strike, Ice steals the F-117 stealth fighter over 10 years after his supposed death. He’s working for a Latin American terrorist who plans to use it to threaten the US President (played by Ernie Hudson!) into releasing his political prisoner friends. The plot is overly convoluted, but it keeps one cardinal rule close to its heart throughout: awesome explosions always equal shit-eating grins.

Now as I mentioned before, Ice T doesn’t get nearly enough screen time in his own film. A lot of this can be explained away with the “assembly of stock footage” aspect of the film, but even then it’s no excuse to have Ice T on-board and then underuse him. But here’s the thing about Stealth Fighter: just when you think that everything is going according to plan and Ice T will continue playing second fiddle to Andrew Divoff’s Latino terrorist, Ice pops a cap in the motherfucker while he’s on a vid-call to the president and literally takes over the airwaves. What follows is one of the greatest monologues I could have ever hoped for, and someone had the sense to make a YouTube video of it!

Now that’s how you tell the president to give you some goddamn money! I love it, and that moment made the fact that the rest of the movie was somewhat Ice-light a lot more bearable. At times I was wishing that the lead roles had been reversed with Ice T in the hero role, and Costas Mandylor as the stealth-fighter stealin’ criminal, but this monologue proves exactly why you have Ice T in that role. While a role switch would have allowed Ice to participate in a fun nighttime ground raid on an enemy encampment instead of watching from the villa with a pair of binoculars, it would also mean that the monologue wouldn’t be there and we can’t have that, now can we? I should also mention that the nighttime raid I mentioned kicks off the action with not one, not two, but four bazookas being fired indiscriminately into the camp, so even without Ice leading the charge, any true action fan cannot deny the simple pleasure contained in the scene.

Ice’s acting in Stealth Fighter is a bit hit or miss in spots, with dialogue sometimes running together and hard to make out. This might be from Wynorski’s quick shooting style more than Ice’s lack of acting chops, as Ice clearly proves during the monologue that he can throw down when it counts. Perhaps it’s just that this was the first time he said more than a few lines in a scene. In any case, he brightens any scene he’s in, whether his line delivery is hard to make out or not. I’m a fan, so I’m obviously excited to see him, but he definitely has an energy about him that sets him apart from most of the other actors.

As a sidenote, I’d just like to mention that seeing Ice T in a pilot’s jumpsuit, coupled with the presence of Ernie Hudson, made me imagine a new Ghostbusters film with Ice T, Ice Cube, Ernie Hudson and Don Cheadle in the lead roles taking out spooks and specters in grand style. I’m not one for remakes or re-imaginings of my favorite films, but I’d be willing to bet that a film boasting that cast could deliver something truly outstanding.

Stealth Fighter is a B-movie through and through, comprised more of stock footage than actual scenes shot for the movie, but the resulting product is one of the most enjoyable low-budget action films I’ve seen in a while. OH SHIT! I can’t believe I got all the way through writing this review without mentioning the climactic martial arts/dogfight battle that ends the film! It’s incredible! See Ice T wave his hands with no style or grace! Watch as Costas Mandylor gets clocked in the face with a hammer! Cringe in fear as they take their struggle to the air when Ice jumps into the F-117 and Mandylor slides into the F-15 that just appeared out of thin air! Make no mistake, Stealth Fighter fires off hot-shit action like James Brown consistently pumped out dope grooves. Experience how stock footage from no less than 14 movies can come together to form one super movie of epic proportions. This might have come out in 1999, but it treats its characters and its action like it’s 1989, so any fan of ’80s action should definitely check this one out.

7 comments to Stealth Fighter (1999)

  • I once watched a film starring Treat Williams (yeah, I know, right?) called Critical Mass that lifted entire sequences from Terminator 2 – more specifically, the Cyberdyne complex sequence, and inserted the films own characters into that sequence so that it appeared logical.

    Goddam, I never want to watch a film like that again. I’m skipping this one.

    • All I have to say is: Why haven’t you told me about this earlier? That movie sounds fantastic. It’s so bold to lift scenes from such a high-profile movie like T2! Most people would instantly recognize that and call foul. I’ll definitely have to track that one down! Oh cool, I just looked it up and it’s a Fred Olen Ray movie. He made this ’80s movie Cyclone that I was obsessed with for a while after I reviewed it.

      Part of the strength of Stealth Fighter is that I could tell a lot of it was stock footage, but I rarely knew what it was actually from. I think I only correctly guessed the Diamonds are Forever satellite stuff while I was watching. You should totally watch this one, or at least watch that YouTube clip of Ice’s monologue. Trust me, it’s worth the minute of your time. Or if you’re like me, the fifteen minutes, because I can’t stop watching it. It’s like a Lays potato chip.

      • he he, that monologue is awesome….ly awful. Hard to imagine somebody got paid to write that.

        I’d so read your review of Critical Mass…. you should check it out! I just sat there shaking my head at how blatant the theft of somebody else’s creative copyright was… I couldn’t believe it.

        This was back in the days when I’d get preview discs to review for another website…. so I never paid to see it….

  • I found this movie to be pretty enjoyable. Just having Ernie Hudson as the president was enough to keep me happy, granted he really didn’t do anything except walk down corridors or sit at tables while asking a bunch of important dudes a shitload of questions. After every briefing on the situation I just wanted him to pause after a moment of quiet contemplation and say “That’s a big twinkie.”

    But yeah man, I really can see why they had Ice T play the villain in this film. It’s almost like the whole film is building at a very deliberate pace, just so it can lay that fantastic monologue scene on you. Ice even seems to be holding himself back as he runs around as a lackey to the South American dude, but after that moment of inspiration when he smokes the guy (and his girlfriend!) it’s like the Ice is let loose. He just owns the rest of the movie. And that climactic hangar battle between him and Costas Mandylor was actually pretty badass, with Ice T waving his arms around and shit trying to convince the audience that he actually knows what the fuck he’s doing.

    And like you said, even if you can’t get past the routine plot this film is still guaranteed to put a smile on your face because, let’s face it… shit got blowed up.

    • Shit indeed got blowed up! I wish Ernie Hudson had more to do. He does ask a shitload of questions, though! I was trying to work that specifically into the review but ended up cutting it, so thanks for bringing it up.

      I thought that end fight was pretty badass too, even if they both didn’t know what they were doing, they sold it rather well.

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