Stephen reviews: Assault Girls (2009)

assaultgirls_1Assault Girls [アサルトガールズ] (2009)

Starring Meisa Kuroki, Rinko Kikuchi, Hinako Saeki, Yoshikatsu Fujiki, Ian Moore

Directed by Mamoru Oshii

It’s been a while since I last dived into Mamoru Oshii’s filmography, and it seems I have blundered into the worst spot to do so. Assault Girls is apparently a semi-sequel to a variety of short films Oshii made earlier, so perhaps I would better appreciate what it was trying to do if I had already seen those. But the film ought to stand on its own in any case, so I won’t be pulling any punches here.

Another of the film’s quirks is that it is almost entirely in English, with the unfortunate fact that all the actors, aside from narrator/gamemaster Ian Moore, are not very fluent in English. Rinko Kikuchi (best known to American audiences for Pacific Rim) would undoubtedly have been the best at speaking English intelligibly, so it’s pretty sad that her character, Lucifer, is the only one that has no dialog, remaining completely silent throughout the film. As such, much of the English in the film still requires subtitles to understand, and the resulting stiff acting really drags the film down.

Assault Girls follows the Mamoru Oshii tradition of combining evocative visuals with sluggish pacing. As such I’m a bit torn on it, just like most of Oshii’s films. This time I’m leaning much more towards boredom than interest, and only partially from the acting. The movie talks a lot about abstract social concepts, dumping a lot of explanation right at the outset. On top of that, the film has a lot of slow sections where nothing much is happening. This is a very good combination for tuning out and losing interest.

assaultgirls_2The movie describes a future that has become unfulfilling and emotionless from its focus on efficiency, and that the only outlet for actual human emotion has become virtual reality computer games. This sets you up for a deep and philosophical film about what we need as human beings and what we sacrifice for our modern technological lifestyle. At first I felt that these themes, or any other for that matter, were woefully absent in the rest of the film, but in retrospect I can see what it was talking about much clearer than during the movie itself.

The plot revolves around four players of an online game, each trying to defeat a powerful monster and advance to the next area. They mostly don’t get along and operate alone, but the game tells them that they cannot advance without working together. So they grudgingly put aside their differences and team up to take on the giant snake monster blocking their progress.

assaultgirls_3Each character engages with the game in their own way, deriving satisfaction from different sources. Grey just wants to win. Colonel has a family to support, and through some unexplained process makes money in the real world by playing the game. Lucifer enjoys simply experiencing the world around her, dancing around with childlike delight at any situation. Jäger, the only man in the group, enjoys the experience of life on the trail and surviving in the harsh wilderness of the game world.

It’s easy to see this as contradictory to the film’s setup. If people can only feel emotion in the game world, surely that would be where all the socialization and human connections occur, right? Well, not so much. The film has to be seen through the lens of Japan’s current social issues. At the moment, Japan has a dwindling population due to a culture that encourages workaholics. Marriage rates, and corresponding birth rates, keep dropping as people just don’t have enough time away from their jobs to sustain relationships out of work. The lower population has created a larger percentage of elderly retired workers, which puts even more pressure on the smaller population of young workers. This just feeds the problems that make people choose not to have a family, and so the spiral continues downward.

assaultgirls_4Assault Girls reflects this growing problem in Japan. The characters are just like the modern Japanese citizen. Each is dedicated to their own goals to the exclusion of all else. The game is their life, but they don’t want anything to do with each other. This ultimately leads them to failure, and in desperation they resort to those relationships that they have shunned, relationships that only lead to aggravation and conflict as they have to make sacrifices that they aren’t willing to accept.

Seen through that perspective, Assault Girls starts to make a lot more sense. But just because I figured out some of its themes doesn’t mean the film is all that good. It’s still really dull to sit through. Oshii constantly returns to the image of a snail, and I can’t help but feel that an animal primarily known for its lack of speed truly is the most appropriate symbol for this movie. Even at a mere hour in length the film still drags its ass way too much for me.

assaultgirls_5The action is also not very well made. It’s just a bunch of people standing around shooting at big fake-looking CG monsters. There’s one scene of hand-to-hand combat, but it’s a mess of quick cuts and incoherent choreography. I know Oshii is capable of better. The drab, colorless world only increases the boredom, and the bland, emotionless acting just makes these flaws more obvious. There is a bit of good Mamoru Oshii humor, thankfully, but it’s so sparse that it can’t hold up anything on its own. I was rather fond of Lucifer, though. Her childlike glee at anything and everything added some much needed levity. Her scenes were definitely the highlight of the film, especially since she encompassed most of the film’s humor as well.

I can’t say that I’m very fond of Assault Girls, but if you’re a big Mamoru Oshii fan you’ll probably find a lot to like here. It’s more of everything that defines Oshii’s style, with all the benefits and drawbacks that entails. The clumsy English dialog, bland action scenes, and obvious CG drag this one down quite a bit, though, so approach it with caution.


2 comments to Stephen reviews: Assault Girls (2009)

  • I just saw this movie today — we’d picked it up somewhere because of Rinko Kikuchi — and I don’t know quite what to make of it. Kikuchi was funny, I grant you. I actually wish it had all been in Japanese, as the actors seemed to struggle with the English (not their fault; it’s a tough language). Although I was amused at the Game Master’s implication that English was the universal language of the game.

    At any rate, it was not what I expected. The premise was pretty good, I thought, but the execution, not so much. Endless scenes of grass, mountains, clouds… why? There was a lot to work with there, but it was all dropped.

    I didn’t even realize Oshii had done this movie until the end credits. I guess I haven’t seen much of his stuff besides Ghost in the Shell, but wow, this was… not something I’ll watch again, probably.

    • Hey, thanks for stopping by!

      Funny, I saw it because of Mamoru Oshii and was surprised that Rinko Kikuchi was in it.

      Oshii is a bit too fond of stylish shots, and he lingers on them way too long. He’s basically an arthouse director that somehow hit mainstream. Ghost in the Shell is unquestionably the best film of his that I’ve seen so far. I’m also fond of Talking Head but you have to be the right kind of person to like that movie.

      The rest of his films give me the same feeling as this one. A lot of good ideas, usually beautifully shot, but they aren’t actually entertaining. That’s why it’s taken me so long to go through his filmography…

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