Starring Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, Donald Moffat, Richard Masur, David Clennon, Charles Hallahan, Joel Polis, T.K. Carter, Richard Dysart, Thomas G. Waites, Peter Maloney

Directed by John Carpenter

Expectations: High. Seen this a few times, but it’s been about eight years or so since the last time.

As I mentioned in my review of Cigarette Burns, John Carpenter is one of my favorite directors. Before I had really ventured into the depths of horror filmmaking, Carpenter was there to introduce me to the genre proper. Sure, I had seen Universal monster movies and a few honest horror flicks as a kid, but it was this film and Prince of Darkness that really opened my eyes to the possibilities of horror. I was first exposed to his brand of cinema a few years earlier still, when trolling around the local video store during my elementary school years and my eyes fell upon the VHS box for Big Trouble in Little China. I instantly loved the movie just based on that art. I begged and pleaded to take it home and eventually wore my parents down. I was not let down by that film and I watched it a few times over the next couple of years. I never forgot the name that came up prior to the title, announcing that the film you were watching was the vision of a singular character, this mysterious figure named John Carpenter. Flash forward a few years to when I noticed that same name on The Thing and Prince of Darkness and I’ve never looked back. Carpenter is the first director I remember obsessing over, and he’s still got a very special place in my heart.

The Thing follows a research group stationed in Antarctica, opening with grand landscape shots and a helicopter tracking a dog across the vast snow fields. When a man leans out of the chopper and fires at the dog, we know some foul shit is afoot. The Thing is brilliant in its plotting, cutting out any extraneous bullshit and getting right down to the interesting stuff. As this opening scene unfolds we are introduced to our main group of characters, including Kurt Russell, Keith David and the Quaker Oats man himself, Wilford Brimley. The Thing is easily one of Carpenter’s best films, coming at a creative high after four fantastic films (Assault on Precinct 13 thru Escape From New York). The Thing succeeds because it is a very classically made picture, evoking the slow, careful pacing of an older generation, and thus requiring a different type of investment than your standard horror/sci-fi fare. The Thing is a slow-burn but incredibly rewarding, dishing out intense scenes and killer special FX.

Check out this trippy Japanese poster!

The Thing is a film made and set in 1982, but it feels timeless. Sure, there are computer displays in shades of green modern LCDs only dream of capturing, and nobody these days wears hair quite so bushy as the team members here, but none of this detracts from the power of the film. It is a testament to the fact that good filmmaking is timeless, that a well-constructed film can live on in spite of a few aging technologies on display. It’s really a brilliant forethought to actively place the film in 1982 instead of the vague “Present Day” that so many films fall prey to. In this way, it did and always will represent the time it was intended to, not to say that there’s much here that’s inherently 80s. What is firmly rooted in the 80s are the special FX. After this latest re-watch of the film, I am once again floored at just how awesome Rob Bottin’s FX work is. They are nothing short of incredible and are perhaps some of the best on-screen FX cinema has ever seen. To this day, nearly thirty years later, they still hold up remarkably well, even if I do hold a strong bias towards old-school physical effects work.

The music by Ennio Morricone is perfectly atmospheric and heightens every mood it tries to elevate. I’m particularly fond of the synth-driven main theme, which manages to evoke Carpenter’s own musical style as well as a human heartbeat, something that plays into the film’s tension and off of the audience’s experience with it. The score is truly masterful, counterpointing the stark, icy visuals with their sonic twin, and perhaps even more impressive, shows Morricone’s ability to create a score that sounds unique and not at all reminiscent of his past work. I’m a huge fan of Morricone, and this score only further solidifies my feelings. I’m listening to the score as I type this review up, and yeah, Morricone is the shit. But you already knew that, right?

The acting from all involved is excellent and never veers into the over-the-top territory that might plunge a movie like this into off-putting waters. Russell is especially good, as are Keith David and Wilford Brimley. No one is really given much to go on character-wise, but for this film it works, allowing the survival instinct to take charge and the audience to experience the fear of the team first-hand. A more defined group of characters would allow the audience to sit back from the carnage, with the character depth as a buffer. I don’t expect to make this argument against character development much, but for The Thing it was absolutely the right choice. One other actor is worthy of noting: the dog. Yes, the dog that starts the whole film off. The acting by this dog is more emotive and nuanced than many human actors I’ve seen. His best scene comes when he is placed into the kennel with the other canines, his fears, his violent nature, his inhuman desires all brimming underneath the surface. Seriously, this dog is awesome!

As this is a review I must be critical, even of films that I have a total blast with. Where The Thing loses a bit of its magic is in the third act, when there are a few logic jumps and the pace quickens dramatically. As a piece of entertainment, it works like a charm, but there are moments when the actions of the characters aren’t what you’d expect an intelligent human to do. In the face of such insurmountable odds I can’t say that I’d make rational decisions either though, so for me at least, these problems are easily forgettable.

The Thing is absolutely essential viewing for horror fans, sci-fi fans, oh fuck it, for all film fans. It is a shining example of its blended horror/sci-fi genre and the masterful cinematography and direction truly push it beyond most other films like it. The FX stand tall as some of the most impressive and most disgusting gore work of all time, and they are a big reason why The Thing is a success. It is both a “monster in the shadows” and a “monster in plain view” film, and it’s a perfect example of both.

Come back tomorrow as I finish out Horrific October with one last horror film!