Directed by Nimród Antal
Expectations: Low. I pretty much hated this the first time I saw it.
[Editor’s note: I unapologetically spoil everything about this movie.]
The good news is that now I’m able to enjoy this movie for what it is. The bad news is that I still think it’s kind of boring and not a good Predator movie. I first saw Predators about a year and a half ago and was completely underwhelmed. I specifically chose not to review it, as my feelings were so dark that I decided it was for the best if I kept them to myself. I had heard it lived up to the original Predator, paying homage in subtle ways that took the series back to what made it work in the past. While it is true that this one is set in the jungle, and it features many, many echoes of the original film, it forgets one huge thing that makes Predator great: the hunting… specifically the Predator hunting the humans. It’s also missing the feeling of dread that should be there when a group of people are being hunted by an alien race known for hunting and killing every other race in the universe.
The big reason why there’s no tension in this is that it always feels like Adrien Brody is on the offensive. He never feels like he’s got his back to the wall, as Arnold did when he took a Predator blast and then careened off the waterfall. The final act was a terrifying series of events in which Arnold won through sheer dumb luck and a whole lot of ingenuity. In Adrien Brody’s final confrontation, it feels like he’s the one bringing the Predators to his planet to hunt. It’s no fault of Brody’s, who does a fine job selling himself as a larger-than-life action hero, but it definitely doesn’t make for a compelling Predator movie.
All this led me to think about the Predators in the film as brethren to the creatures featured in the previous films. As I’ve stated before, the Predator in Predator is the ultimate badass, focusing on stealth and only a few weapons. He works efficiently and is a model Predator. The Predator in Predator 2 is clearly a cocky young Predator looking to make a name for himself through his use of an array of awesome weapons, and his reckless “let’s attack a crowded subway” mentality. So then naturally the trio of Predators seen in Predators are the dumb, “we aren’t good enough to hunt alone” Predators. Not only that, they have to hunt in a controlled environment, and they’ve somehow missed the fact that Laurence Fishburne has alluded their best efforts for some time. Definitely not the brightest group in the clan to be sure.
I mentioned enjoying Predatorsmore this time around, but so far all I’ve done is bitch. Well, I really like the first half hour or so. Everything up until the planet reveal is really good. They build the tension up well, and do a good job of keeping the pace tight as the group gets together and then begins to uncover the mystery of where they are. The editing is also nicely done, with handsome cinematography to complement it. It’s overall a very nice looking film, albeit one that’s much too modern looking for my tastes. Laurence Fishburne is also very good, and I wish someone else died first other than Danny Trejo. His death might actually be the point when it begins to go downhill, but that could be my love of Danny Trejo talking.
With all the negativity, you might wonder why it’s not lower than two stars. At the end of the day, I don’t think it’s a bad movie. A misguided one for sure, and one that needed a script overhaul and someone to give its Predators a swift kick in the ass, but it’s definitely not bad. For all the problems I have with it, it is entertaining. I don’t get a lot of enjoyment out of it, and ideally I won’t ever be watching this one again, but I can understand someone disconnecting from a long day at work and enjoying the shit out of this. For me, it’s not that type of movie, but that’s the beauty of movies, there’s always another one to satisfy you.