Puppet Cast: Blade, Jester, Pinhead, Tunneler, Six Shooter, Torch, Decapitron, Totem Demons
Directed by Jeff Burr
Expectations: Fairly high, because I enjoyed the last one so much.
On the general scale:
On the B-Movie scale:
Oh Full Moon, why do you forsake me? Puppet Master 4 satisfied me from end-to-end and I was sure that the concurrently shot sequel would be another equally satisfying series entry. Hey, it worked for Trancers 4 & 5, right? Unfortunately, it doesn’t work here as Puppet Master 5 is two steps down in every way. They really had nothing to go on in this one, seemingly packing all the good stuff into Part 4 and dredging up whatever bullshit was stuck to the bottom of their shoes for this one. Puppet Master 5 is not without its fun moments, but like a thumbnail umbrella in a rain storm of shit, they are almost unnoticeable.
Puppet Master 5 picks up with our new puppet master, Rick (Gordon Currie), in police custody for the murders that the demon totems performed in the previous film. He gets out on bail and goes back to the hotel to retrieve the rest of the puppets and then… I don’t know what. The end goal is never really spelled out. Meanwhile, the new leader of the A.I. project takes three goons (including Christopher Guest’s brother Nicholas Guest) to the hotel to retrieve the puppets for himself. Alongside all that, Sutekh the Egyptian demon transfers his life essence into a final totem demon and sends it through the pyramid portal to the hotel. Shockingly, all of these masterful elements combine to form a tour de force train wreck of a movie. Who would have guessed?
The FX here are by far the best part of the film, but even they aren’t the most exciting. This is the last Puppet Master film to feature the excellent stop-motion work of Dave Allen and he has some great stuff on display here. Like all the films in the series, its use is limited due to the budget, but you’d never know it just by looking at the quality of the work. I’m always impressed with what Allen and his team can pull off with stop-motion and Puppet Master 5 is no exception. The rod and cable puppets don’t fare as well, but this isn’t to say that they look bad. They move well and each puppet has its own character and movement style. The demon totem puppet is especially expressive in its movement and it is later revealed to be Full Moon’s “most advanced puppet yet” in the VideoZone featurette that follows the film.
Puppet Master 5 was designed as the end to the Puppet Master series, but this isn’t readily apparent as the film ends just as open as any of the preceding stories. It also doesn’t have an even remotely satisfying ending, something you’d think would be a given if Full Moon wanted to truly end their flagship series. The VideoZone featurette also reveals that while this was meant to finish the main series, a new series called Puppet Wars was to start up soon after. Like many of Band’s projects, the funding fell through and the Puppet Wars trilogy never happened. Apparently it was to feature the puppets we all know and love fighting tiny versions of classic Universal monsters. Sounds stupid and promising all at once, but it was not to be. Maybe this idea was later rolled into the 1997 film, The Creeps?
Next week I’ll be checking out the film that rose from the ashes of the failed Puppet Wars film, 1998’s Curse of the Puppet Master!