Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson
Expectations: Super low. There’s no way this can be good.
On the general scale:
On the B-movie scale:
Yes, you saw those stars right. No one messed with my graphics. Against all odds, AVP is a highly enjoyable film. It successfully brings together the elements necessary, all while still feeling somewhat connected to the Alien and Predator franchises. I wouldn’t call it canonical, and it definitely doesn’t feel like it matches up with previously established timelines, but when you’re dealing with a film that hinges on two killer aliens battling for supremacy, none of those things should matter. There’s some shit in this movie that is so audacious that I have no choice but to give it a hearty laugh and enjoy the shit out of it. I’d love to say what my favorite of these moments was, but the big reveal is kind of a big deal in the film, so I wouldn’t want to rob anyone of the pleasure it delivers.
In terms of story, AVP is mostly clichéd, mercenary filmmaking. This works to the advantage of AVP as our minds aren’t bogged down trying to understand some heady plot. We also don’t need to worry about remembering the characters, as they don’t really matter either. What does matter is that scientists at the Weyland corporation have picked up a strange heat signature in the ice in Antarctica, and they quickly determine it’s emanating from a pyramid 2,000 feet under the surface of the water. So Lance Henriksen, playing some ancestor of Bishop’s creator, brings together a kick-ass team to go investigate it. As expected, shit goes down something fierce and the audience is there to lap it up every step of the way.
And all the more surprising to me was just how reserved AVP was during the first half or so when it’s mostly concerned with tension-building and slowly unfolding the film world for the audience. I’m a sucker for this kind of slow burn, and the burn is a sweet treat in AVP. This might seem like a film you’d want to bust out guns blazin’, but trust me it works. And then when the action hits, it’s an almost non-stop ride of “Oh shit!” and “Goddamn, that motherfucker got fucked up!” moments. Until I watched AVP, I never realized that all throughout the proper Alien series, we don’t see too many of the aliens actually being killed. In AVP, the Predator makes up for lost time and performs some ridiculous, stunning kills that truly deliver.
I also want to single out the sound design of the film, as it creates a creepy, thick atmosphere amidst fabricated ancient ruin sets that could have easily looked cheesy. It’s incredible how much power sound has to bring the illusion of movies together, and a film like AVP relies heavily on its sound department. The visuals are a huge part of movie magic, but it’s the sounds that really sells them to the audience and makes them work.
I expected to hate it, or at the very least slightly enjoy it, but I loved AVP. It was pure fun from start to finish and it ends on a really promising note that leads into the sequel. If that one is as fun as this, then I can’t wait! AVP had everything I could have ever asked for in an AVP movie. The pyramid setting satiated my love of Indiana Jones-style, trap-filled ancient ruins, the Alien is still a royal bitch, and the Predator is most definitely still an ugly motherfucker. Do yourself a favor: ditch your expectations and have a blast with AVP. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised just how much fun it is.