Starring George Appleby, Tonya Kay, Paul Logan, Kevin Scott Allen, Tania Fox, Alynxia America, Lilou Vos, Daniele Romer, Kyle Devero, Allen Perada, Jean Louise O’Sullivan, Kip Canyon, Rob Vardaro
Puppet Cast: Blade, Jester, Pinhead, Tunneler, Leech Women, Six Shooter, Blitzkrieg, Bombshell, Weremacht
Directed by Charles Band
Expectations: Low.
On the general scale:
On the B-movie scale:
If I remember right, sometime around the release of the last Puppet Master movie, 2012’s Axis Rising, Charles Band announced that Full Moon would give the people what they want and deliver a new Puppet Master film every year. They do it with the Evil Bong films, but with Puppet Master I thought it was an especially ambitious claim. It is one they did not make good on, but given the attention paid to the production of Puppet Master: Axis Termination it definitely ended up better for everyone. Five years is a long time, but a good movie is worth more than five half-ass ones with a meager handful of tepid thrills. So yeah, the new Puppet Master is a fantastic addition to the series.
The story is not the film’s strong point, but I doubt anyone would’ve expected it to be. It’s basically just Toulon’s puppets vs. the Nazi puppets like the previous Axis films, but now with better characters! Not in terms of their depth or anything high-brow like that, more like the vanilla-white couple of Danny (Kip Canyon) and Beth (Jean Louise O’Sullivan) are immediately killed off and replaced with a musclebound soldier (Paul Logan), the dwarf magician Dr. Ivan Ivanov from Decadent Evil (now played by George Appleby) and a voodoo priestess (Alynxia America). The Nazis boast a powerful magician of their own in Sturmbahnfurher Steiner Krabke (Kevin Scott Allen), as well as his boss, the strong-willed puppet master Doktor Gerde Ernst (Tonya Kay). Maybe I’m just rusty with my Puppet Master knowledge, but I don’t ever remember this kind of purely magical stuff in the series, but regardless I loved the flavor it added to the film.
But here’s the thing: I really enjoyed this movie in spite of this glaring issue. Y’know why? I’ll give you one guess and it rhymes with “the wuppets.” 🙂 Yes, the puppets are back and taking more lives than they have in a long while. Leech Woman is vomiting leeches in style, Blade slices and dices, and Tunneller is still tunneling like a champ. Every moment they’re on-screen is a treat, and in terms of special effects this is their best outing in some time. Full Moon’s very successful Indiegogo campaign ended January 21, 2016 and raised $77,750 for the film’s FX budget, reaching stretch goals to fund the return of Leech Woman, Six Shooter and the long-awaited return of stop-motion!!! Before you get too excited, there’s not a lot of stop-motion, but what here’s is great! To imagine this film without these additional elements is to think of a far-inferior film, and I would like to extend my thanks to each and every backer who made it possible. You helped to make the best Puppet Master film in at least 20 years!
I should also probably note that during the IndieGogo campaign Full Moon said this film would be the return of Torch, but unfortunately he’s not in the film.
Next time I get around to a Full Moon movie it won’t be October so I’ll be watching the Moonbeam fantasy Magic in the Mirror! See ya then!