Directed by Alexander Cassini
Expectations: Alakazam! I wish for a good movie!
On the general scale:
On the B-movie scale:
I doubt there’s ever been a genie-based film that didn’t cover the “Be careful what you wish for!” adage, so when The Incredible Genie hits those notes it’s expected. What came as a surprise is that I would genuinely enjoy The Incredible Genie for its reckless, independent spirit AND for its message of friendship and putting the best version of yourself forward. They hit the message pretty hard towards the end of the film, but in this movie it’d still be easy to miss amidst all the insanity being thrown at the screen. The Incredible Genie is essentially a family film, so don’t expect anything traditionally associated with B-Movies and “insanity,” although you can totally look forward to a Snake Man being skewered on a collapsing spiked wall in a booby-trapped jail cell. Gather ’round, kids… it’s time for a Moonbeam movie!
The Incredible Genie opens with Peter Dopler (George Miserlis), a researcher, and his Egyptian guide out a-hunting for tombs. Guess what? They found one! And you’ll never guess how they get in — Peter leans up against the stone door and it just collapses! Wow, what luck! This stone has stood tall and strong for thousands of years, warding off tomb raiders and the sands of time, only to fall when one oafish dude takes a breather. This is merely the tip of the B-Movie iceberg, and within a few minutes we’ve been introduced to “Aura-Detecting Goggles” rigged to view mystical power sources, a magic lamp, and a mummy who tries to hug Peter to death but instead has his burial wrappings unfurled and used as a rappelling line so Peter can make a quick exit from the tomb.
I could go on just describing the incredulity of The Incredible Genie, because the movie is a nearly constant string of stuff like this. But that’s not a review, now is it? What matters is that the magic lamp of the prologue eventually finds its way into Simon’s hands. The genie is anything but precise, so wishes go awry and hilarity ensues. Maybe my sense of humor is somewhat juvenile, but I found The Incredible Genie to be legitimately funny. With the Moonbeam films I expect some light chuckling because “I see what they did there,” and there is some of that, but I also had a number of full laughs as the film threw its varied plethora of gags and WTF charm at me. Even though it’s a family movie, the humor is really off-beat, too. For instance, there’s an offhand joke about one of the characters being the one that actually assassinated JFK, and this is probably the only genie movie where the genie has to shovel conjured shit.
The oddity of many of the film’s situations will stick with me for a while, but the main takeaway I had is how changed our main character is by the end of the film. When we first see him he’s literally stealing people’s wishes out of the fountain, without a second thought or regret. He’s a know-it-all who thinks he’s better than everyone else, and while he wants to have a friend, he’s unable to get outside of himself enough to actually be a friend to anyone. The script does a great job of making Simon annoying and unlikable, but by the end of the movie I was legitimately happy for him and how far he’d come.
Does this make The Incredible Genie a movie that everyone should see? Not in the slightest. It’s firmly on the B-Movie side of things, so only those kind of people need apply (you know who you are!).
Next time I get around to a Full Moon movie I’ll be going with the college horror film Delta Delta Die! See ya then!