AKA The Rescue, Operation Harry
Starring Michael Schoeffling, Thomas F. Wilson, Glenn Frey, Robert Duvall, Gary Busey, Rick Rossovich, Ben Johnson, Mark Harmon
Directed by Alan Smithee (Stuart Rosenberg)
An American ambassador and a plumbing engineer, Harry (Mark Harmon), are kidnapped by Colombian guerrillas and when word gets back to Harry’s brother, Cory (Michael Schoeffling), he’s not about to let Harry rot away in the back of a Colombian shack in the middle of the jungle. Cory first attempts to appeal to the proper channels, taking a trip to Washington with his buddy Pachowski (Thomas F. Wilson), but the politicians are all, “Sorry, son, we just can’t help you.” So Cory decides to ask himself WWHD (What Would Harry Do?), and he finds that the only answer is that Harry would board a plane to Columbia and do his best at being Rambo. And that’s exactly what Cory, Pachowski, Spence (Glenn Frey) and Kurt (Rick Rossovich) do. Let’s Get Harry is one of the many ’80s action films with a Colombian drug lord villain, but how many of those films feature his civilian buddies attempting a rescue mission?
But what the hell do four plumbers know about assaulting a Colombian drug lord’s camp patrolled by armed guards? Well, they know their limitations — not that they need to in an ’80s action film — so they hire Shrike (Robert Duvall), a no-nonsense recipient of the Medal of Honor who agrees to help them traverse the treacherous terrain. And because they can’t get to Columbia on gusto and skill alone, they enlist the help of local car dealer/big game hunter Jack Abernathy (Gary Busey). He refuses to fund their little excursion unless he comes along, so now their party is up to six members and they are ready to roll. (And really, if they cast Gary Busey in this and didn’t take him along…)
By the time Rosenberg was at the helm, the picture had been completely re-written from what Fuller had done, resulting in the Colombian drug lord and the team of unskilled commando plumbers. As much as my B-Movie-lovin’ brain enjoys that ’80s-as-shit premise, I’m glad to know for certain that it wasn’t Fuller’s idea. I don’t know that I’d still have as much respect for him as a soldier-turned-director if I knew he once threw caution to the wind and wrote about plumbers taking up arms.
This kind of behind-the-scenes trouble usually spells disaster for the viewer, but I actually enjoyed Let’s Get Harry quite a bit. Admittedly, a lot of that is my general affinity for ’80s action films, but it’s also because there’s a lot of genuine entertainment to be had here. Robert Duvall is especially enjoyable as the mentoring soldier running the show, as is Gary Busey as Gary Busey — I mean Jack Abernathy, Chevrolet dealer extraordinaire. The action is largely just your standard “Uzi fire in a general direction followed a Colombian dude shaking his body as a bunch of squibs blow” ’80s action stuff, but due to the film’s more serious tone it all kind of plays out like the “dark side” of ’80s action.
And there’s a guy with an eye patch wearing a t-shirt of Mickey Mouse wearing an eye patch. You can’t be too hard on a film willing to include that!