Starring Sakiko Tamagawa, Akiko Hiramatsu. Bin Shimada, Etsuko Kozakura, Rika Matsumoto, Issei Masamune, Tomokazu Seki, Ryoko Sakakibara, Takeshi Watanabe, Ikuya Sawaki, Masaki Aizawa, Masato Sako
Directed by Junji Nishimura
Back in the ’90s You’re Under Arrest was fairly popular, though not as popular as Kōsuke Fujishima’s other creation, Oh My Goddess. I never felt it was anything beyond average, but it was entertaining enough. It was a buddy cop series that mixed together action, adventure, and comedy. The two female leads, Miyuki and Natsumi, patrolled around Tokyo in some remarkably tiny vehicles (which actually do exist) with the typical humor derived from their conflicting personalities that you would expect.
The movie veers a little off course by focusing more on the entire police station rather than the main characters. This takes away from the whole buddy cop premise, and it kinda left me disappointed since that’s what I was going into the film expecting. Another missing hallmark of the series is the car chases. The villain of the film has hacked into the traffic lights and caused traffic jams all across Tokyo, which makes it pretty hard to have a fun and exciting car chase (although it was rather funny that they had to drag their patrol car around town by boat and helicopter). In fact the first half of the film has only one or two minor action scenes at all, so you have to wait quite a while before the movie finally starts to get entertaining. It takes a lot of inspiration from the Patlabor films, especially the second one, which has a very similar ending.
This isn’t to say that the film is a failure. It’s actually quite entertaining once you get past the sudden change in tone. And towards the end of the film it finally starts focusing more on its heroines. You may have to set your expectations to ’80s action fare, though, as the action in You’re Under Arrest is pretty absurd, and increasingly so as the film goes on. The final car chase (actually the only one) is ridiculous, but if you can set your mind to jocularity rather than drama then you’ll probably be fine. I had a great time with the latter half of the film. It may not have been epic, but it was plenty entertaining.
I’m not quite sure why all the cops in this movie are unarmed, though. As an American the idea seems rather ludicrous. But I don’t know much about Japanese law enforcement. Almost all firearms are banned in Japan, so I suppose it makes sense for the police to also have lower access to guns. Still, it’s rather odd when the entire police force is left without any way of fighting an armed criminal group and must instead rely on Miyuki’s personal supply of Airsoft guns to defend themselves. Even weirder, though, is that Miyuki had enough guns to supply an entire squad, and that it all managed to fit in her tiny locker at the station.
The film’s humor is most effective in the ridiculous action scenes, such as Natsumi hurling a tire though the windshield of a speedboat. Outside of the obviously unrealistic combat the jokes tend to fall flat. It’s the action that makes this film fun, so it’s a shame that it takes so long to kick into gear. I’m left with a pretty mixed bag here, but the film had me laughing enough to make it worth watching. It’s pretty average, but still enjoyable if you come to it with the right attitude.