Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Eduardo Noriega, Jaimie Alexander, Luis Guzmán, Rodrigo Santoro, Johnny Knoxville, Peter Stormare, Zach Gilford, Génesis Rodríguez, Daniel Henney, Tait Fletcher, John Patrick Amedori, Harry Dean Stanton
Directed by Kim Jee-Woon
Expectations: Extremely high.
It’s Sheriff Ray Owens’ day off, and he’s hoping for a quiet one. Y’know the kind, you hit the town diner for a quick bite and then just sorta mosey around doing whatever it is that feels right at the time. What he doesn’t know is that Gabriel Cortez, a reckless drug lord, has just broken free from FBI custody and is now speeding down the highway directly towards Ray’s town. But what Cortez doesn’t know is that Arnold is a bad motherfucker.
Check your logical mind at the door and get ready for an old school throwback featuring the king of ’80s action movies himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger. The Last Stand is not a perfect film, but if you dig real cars exploding and doing stunts (not necessarily at the same time) then this will entertain. The film also features a healthy amount of gun violence and even some interesting hand-to-hand. I wouldn’t go so far as to call it “a movie with it all” but as an ’80s action throwback/western/comedy it definitely throws a lot at you. Believability never mattered in the ’80s and it also doesn’t matter in The Last Stand. Whatever it takes to get a bazooka and a mini-gun on-screen, I’m completely fine with in this type of movie.
Say what you will about a 65-year-old action star, but Arnold does the genre proud in The Last Stand. He’s clearly not up to speed with his former self, but that’s OK because he’s 65! But honestly, Arnold’s age never really feels like a factor. There are a few moments where they clearly shot around his withering abilities, but these moments don’t lessen the impact of the film at all. The Last Stand is definitely a different type of action film than the ones we’re used to from Arnold’s heyday, but it feels like the perfect comeback movie for the big guy.
The Last Stand does take a little while to get moving, though. The film’s pace has something of a snowball effect, quickening over time, and I found it mirrored the aging Arnold rather well. He doesn’t spring out of bed, guns blazin’, he slowly puts one foot down at a time before shuffling himself to the bathroom to start his day. Perhaps saying that the film’s pace reminded me of an aging man isn’t the best selling point for the film, but it is what it is, and once that old man gets going he unleashes a hellish fury on these unsuspecting evil bastards that is an absolute joy to watch. Never before have I smiled so much at something as simple as a guy getting run over, but as this moment signaled Arnold’s return to on-screen action, it was special. Just know that it does takes a while to build towards this moment.
The Last Stand also has quite the sense of humor. It balances the brutal violence and the laughs well, even throwing in a few one-liners for Arnold, something I honestly never expected to make it into the modern Arnold films. These aren’t as classic as something like “Stick around!” or “Knock, knock,” but they get the job done and serve the film very well. ’80s movies had a wonderful sense of humor, and while this one doesn’t necessarily capture that same spirit, it does feel like something of a modern take on it.
Three stars is probably a bit generous, but for the genre it’s a fun, entertaining modern entry featuring the return of one of the greats. And the majority of the car stuff looks like it was actually done with real cars instead of bullshit CG. That alone is cause for celebration. Unfortunately, this one seems to have been received rather coolly at the box office, so don’t expect an industry-wide change back to physical car stunts anytime soon. I can dream, though.
We’ll have to wait and see if future Arnold films surpass this one, but even if they don’t, The Last Stand is a fun addition to the overall Arnold filmography. It could definitely be much, much worse, and frankly I imagine the films that follow will be closer to that bottom end. Hopefully I’m wrong, but I have to set my expectations pretty low or else I may find myself crying in the corner in a fetal position, devastated that the return of one of my favorites went so horribly wrong. Please prove me wrong, Everyone That’s Involved With Anything Arnold is Working On. If nothing else, it’s an exciting time to be an Arnold fan, with no less than five new movies in the works. Welcome back, Arnold… I’ve missed you!
I definitely had fun with the last stand. I can’t really judge it against Kim Jee-woon’s previous work (I haven’t gotten around to any of it yet – eep!) but I thought this one was funny and had some nice action going on as well (gotta love some Arnie one-liners!)
I’ve only seen one other film of Kim’s, and that was only a segment in the anthology Asian horror film Three. I didn’t much care for that one, but it had some good shots and I remain optimistic about the rest of his work. This one definitely had a lot going for it, and I definitely love some one-liners from Arnold!
Really, really dumb. However, a bunch of fun because it’s Arnie, so what else do you expect? Good review Will.
But it’s dumb in an ’80s way, which for me is the right kind of dumb. This was much better than I expected.
Oh yessssss, I loved this film. All the point you make about it, i agree with! My review will be up in a few months, and I’ll definitely be linking here! So glad we agree on this one, Will!!!
🙂 It is nice to agree, isn’t it? All it takes is the return of the big man himself! Hopefully Escape Plan will keep the Arnold train rollin’.
I saw the trailer to Escape Plan a week or two ago – and I am so pumped for it. Finally, the two Big Guys together in the one film (in starring, leading roles, not extended cameos) doing what they do best. Drool…..
Yeah it does look pretty good. I’m trying not to get too pumped, but I have a good feeling about it. I do expect to see all kinds of negative reviews for it, though, saying it’s dumb or whatever. Pssshsh. Arnold, Sly, Future Prison… I just want it to be fun.
It was a fluff piece, for sure, but a decent enough addition to Arnold’s filmography. I don’t think it will stand the test of time, though.
Yeah, it’s definitely not anywhere near the greatness that Arnold previously achieved, but considering the wait for his return, it’s a very welcome movie. I haven’t seen any of his later ’90s & ’00s films since they came out, but I liked this more than I remember liking those.
Of Kim Jee-Woon’s previous films I can whole-heartedly recommend A Bittersweet Life (Gangster tale) and The Good, The Bad, The Weird (my favourite Western of all-time). I enjoyed I Saw The Devil (extreme thriller), and Tale of Two Sisters (Asian Horror), but they’re less accessible
I recently watched this for the second time on a plane, and loved it more than the first. It captures Arnie, and more generally the golden era or action films perfectly.
Thanks for the recommendations. I’ll definitely get to all of them at some point. Nice to hear that it plays even better a second time around!