You have been officially invited to Silver Emulsion’s arousing Valentine’s month! Will and I have wanted to write a review together for a while, and now… drum roll please… WE HAVE ARRIVED! So, how do I start to explain the sensations we’re about to create? This Valentine’s Day we are bringing you the HOTTEST, STEAMIEST, SEXIEST, BONER-WORTHIEST, ’80s movies. It was extremely HARD, but we were able to narrow it down to four movies that will reintroduce you to the carnal cravings of the body. They are a titillating introduction into the ’80s movie scene. There is music, gyrating, drama, gyrating, tongue kissing, gyrating, love, and did I say gyrating? We will bring you four decadent movies over the next two weeks: Perfect, Purple Rain, About Last Night… and Urban Cowboy. These movies are bound to create erect nipples. We will also be hosting a 1st time Valentine’s Day contest (Instructions are below). You will never think of Valentine’s Day without remembering the magic that Will and I are about to create!
Let me pause my ADHD and introduce myself. I am Syreeta, also known as “fannypackandlegwarmers.” I’m an ’80s girl all the way. I’m talking about leg warmers, fanny pack, head band… and get this… I teach a dance class that is pelvicly (I make up my own words) comparable to Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie Perfect. I am (amongst other things) a romance novelist in the making and my favorite hobby is kissing the erogenous zones in the mouth!
It all starts tomorrow with the first review of Perfect, but until then start getting your contest entries in!
The rules are simple: Watch this clip of Jamie Lee Curtis treating John Travolta to a sexy aerobic class, and then send us a decadent comment. The comment that gives us involuntary kegels WINS!!!!! The contest will be in effect from February 4th to February 8th. This time frame will ensure that you receive your prize in time for Valentine’s Day! We will send out a Decadent Valentine’s package to one totally rad winner. The package will include @#$##, &*^%, $%#@!, and $$#%&. That’s not a mistake… it’s a secret!