AKA Scanner Force, Mastermind – Total Kontroll
Starring Liliana Komorowska, Valérie Valois, Steve Parrish, Colin Fox, Daniel Pilon, Peter Wright, Sith Sekae, Harry Hill, Claire Cellucci, Michael Copeman
Directed by Christian Duguay
Expectations: Moderate. I hope it’s as fun as Part 2.
On the general scale:
On the B-Movie scale:
There’s no way around it, Scanners III: The Takeover is a shitty movie. Its story is lackluster (but not without potential), and its characters start out with a lot of promise that quickly fizzles away as they settle into the molds they’ll be in for the rest of the film. It’s like the filmmakers had the idea of character arcs, but then got bored and said “Fuck it.” So why isn’t the film rated lower, you ask? That’s simple. Scanners III delivers a lot of over-the-top bullshit of the variety I enjoy immensely, and in these cases I’m always willing to forgive a lot.
The film opens with a party in a high-rise apartment. It feels like an ’80s party, but everyone’s a little more reserved and no one’s snorting cocaine off the mirrors… no one we can see anyway. One thing leads to another and some of the partygoers begin arguing the existence of scanners. Alex, our hero, is talked into proving that they do exist, and he moves his buddy slowly across the room with his mind. Some jovial asshole grabs his shoulder, breaks his concentration and Alex’s friend goes careening out of the window to his death. Stricken with grief and unable to come to terms with what his powers have done, Alex does the only thing someone looking for solace did in the ’80s/’90s. He went to study martial arts, of course. And Alex didn’t just go around the block to the local Taekwondo studio, he went to Thailand! My mind immediately reeled at the possibilities of a martial arts Scanners film.
This scene in particular is incredibly tense and well-edited, ratcheting up the suspense as we watch the doctor’s eyes go white and blood begin to trickle from his pores. We know what’s coming, and director Christian Duguay knows that we know, and he makes us wait it out in the best way possible. The head explosion itself it perhaps the worst yet of the series, but the tension beforehand is second to none. And just for the record, there’s actually two head explosions in this film (a new Scanners record), but the way the second was filmed leaves it in a gray area. Alex and an evil scanner end up underwater in a slow-moving, boring fight very reminiscent of the slow-moving, boring underwater fights of Thunderball. Thankfully the scene here only goes on for a minute or so, if that, as Alex scans the evildoer and blows up his head. The camera quickly cuts above water and all we see is a gigantic explosion of red water, though. It’s fun, and I laughed a lot, but I did feel a bit robbed of a traditional head explosion. See, you give a viewer one head explosion, they’re gonna want another. At least these sequels have the decency to actually deliver on that expectation. A lot of low-budget sequels wouldn’t bother.
I lost track of the story a number of times, but I never worried too much about it. When there’s a high-speed chase on the screen involving a motorcycle and a school bus, you don’t need any explanation, you just enjoy it. Sure, Scanners III is shit, but it’s enjoyable shit and I just can’t get down too hard on a film that marries martial arts and telepathy, even one that does so poorly.