I don’t know about you…but it’s really
heating up ’round here at Silver Emulsion HQ.

My fingers are swollen and red with arthritic pain
and my joints feel like they’ve been dipped in lava.

I’m slingin’ reviews seven days a week like a man on a mission,
as somehow I feel that in them I shall find my salvation.

I know there’s something out there
to quench this wretched fire inside me.