Starring Issei Takahashi, Aoba Kawai, Kenichi Kawasaki, Shōchirō Masumoto, Tōru Tezuka, Ayano Yamamoto
Directed by Yūdai Yamaguchi
Unlike the other Japanese horror films I’ve reviewed for previous Octobers, Meatball Machine isn’t very goofy or humorous, even unintentionally. It’s more of a straightforward thriller about a bunch of cyborg monsters ripping innocent people (and each other) apart. Considering the title, I was hoping for something a bit more lighthearted, but I can make do with what I got, although even after watching it I still have no idea what that title is all about.
Coming from the mid 2000s you might be expecting a riot of piss-poor CG effects littering the film, but I can thankfully report that the vast majority of this film’s FX work is physical. It’s still very low budget and the monster suits look far more like rubber than the metal they’re supposed to look like, but I’ll take that over bad CG any day. Meatball Machine is also filled with these effects at every turn. This is definitely not a B-movie to skimp on the action, and that makes it a pretty fun, if not amazing, film to watch.
As the film goes on, however, it finally introduces us to the main character, Yoji, who is kind of a loner with secret longings for Sachiko, the girl across the street from his job. Of course he winds up getting into all sorts of trouble with his asshole coworkers and the monsters involving his dearly beloved, otherwise we wouldn’t have much of a movie here. There’s also a mad scientist on the loose with his creepy bandaged daughter in tow to spice things up and give a few explanations. So at last we have something to give the film focus and direction, and therefore a reason to keep watching.
The real treat of the FX department is the puppets of the actual creatures that possess people inside their cocoons. They are full of oozy, gooey goodness as they spawn and attach themselves to their hosts’ insides. I don’t even know what the hell they were doing half the time, but they were always grimace inducing.
The film as a whole is pretty well done with good pacing and lots of practical FX, and if you’re a fan of body horror, this is not a bad choice at all. I do wish it had a bit more monster variety and introduced the hero a lot sooner, but in the end it was certainly worth watching as the film’s strengths more than made up for its weaknesses.